I'm on a mission to civilize.
Progress is slow but I'm in it for the long haul.

I am a writer, a musician, a baseball zealot & a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a woman, a hopelessly inquisitive woman, just like you.

Proud member of Red Sox Nation & Cardinal Nation. How can you not be romantic about baseball?
I am a disciple of Allen, Ephron, & Sorkin.

There's the West Wing & then everything else.

My boys of summer & me.

We Need Vices:
AIM: ElectricNothings
Twitter: @kaityballgame

Shit Massholes Say

• Catch the Sox game last night?
• I get my news from Barstool.
• Green monstah is like my backyahd. 
• I’m still drunk, I need dunkin.
• Top five athletes, all time. That’s easy: Teddy Ballgame, first and foremost; Larry Bird, Tom Brady, Paul Pierce, Nomah, of course, Nomah was a class act; Bobby Orr, Mo Vaughn, Tedy Bruschi, Fuckin Mike Greenwell, Bill Russell. I mean is that five, how many is that? I could going, you want me to keep going? There are too many champions in this city.